menschinresidence:

having a time this morning lads!!!

didn’t drag myself out of bed until 12:30 today despite the fact that my first alarm went off at 8:30, I’ve been on the couch most of the day, ordered a pizza that I can’t reeeeally justify (financially speaking), it’s now 10:30 and I just want to go back to bedddddd winter is cancelled

truly I cannot wait to be weird middle-aged lesbian who wears only chambray shirts & doesn’t dye my gray hair & has a wobbly floor-to-ceiling metal shelf in the kitchen dedicated to cookbooks. my wife is an art historian who gardens & stress-bakes & serenades me sometimes on our out-of-tune piano. we have four cats (not including the itinerant ones who occasionally bless the backyard w their presence) & a clawfoot tub & suncatchers in all the windows